The Sunday Times recently published its ‘Rich List’, their annual leaderboard of Britain’s wealthy elites.
In their words, the list is “full of risk-taking, resilience and reward”. But when you actually look into the details, it’s a rogue’s gallery of Britain’s biggest parasites, profiteers, and perverts.
Over half of the wealth listed is from property, inheritance, and finance — nothing of use to society whatsoever!
Seeing as we’re running a campaign for Revolution Against the Billionaires, we should familiarise ourselves with these class enemies and size them up for expropriation.
Rogue’s gallery
Coming in at number one, with a net worth of £35.304 billion, is Gopi Hinduja. Despite losing £5.2 million a day for the last 12 months – more than workers can dream of in a lifetime – this scumbag has managed to hold onto the top spot.
So how did the Hindujas ‘earn’ their billions? Banking and finance, oil, media, and the exploitation of a 200,000 strong workforce. They’ve also faced allegations in the past of illegal dealings in the weapons trade.
Several members of this despotic family were taken to Swiss court last year for abusing workers at their Geneva villa, transporting them from India to work 18-hour days for as little as $250 a month.
The money was paid in rupees to Indian accounts that the workers couldn’t even access – essentially modern slavery!
As usual, they received only a slap on the wrist for their crimes. They were sentenced to just four years – which they’ll no doubt find a way of getting out of – and the charge of human trafficking downgraded to usury.
Meanwhile, the US state is doing everything it can to give Luigi Mangione the death penalty for standing against social murder…
5th on the rich list is Israeli businessman, Idan Ofer, at £20.121 billion. Ofer is the majority shareholder of Israel Corporation, Israel’s largest holdings company.
One of its main companies, ICL Group Ltd., is a key supplier of white phosphorus to the US and Israeli militaries. Evidence has been found of indiscriminate use of white phosphorus in Gaza.
Like many others on this list, Ofer is nothing short of a genocidal war criminal. These details are conveniently left out of The Times report, instead portraying Ofer as a loving father of five with a passion for expensive art!
Royal parasites
King Charles III’s personal wealth brought him in at 238th richest man, but consider the perverted family as a whole and they’d no doubt take first place.
The Royal Family have their dodgy fingers (literally) in all sorts of places – not least taxpayers’ pockets.
The Sovereign Grant, £31 million a year when introduced in 2012, is now up to an eye watering £132.1 million for 2025! On top of their vast property portfolio and offshore accounts, The ‘Firm’ apparently needs our money to repair their palaces, and to keep up their parasitic existence.
Meanwhile in the capital, 1 in 21 children are currently homeless, with more than 4.3 million children living in poverty across the UK. No wonder support for the monarchy is at an all time low!
No doubt aware of this, Charles recently launched a music podcast in an attempt to humanise himself. Perhaps he’s hoping a love of Beyoncé will save him from sharing the fate of his namesake, Charles I.
Eat the rich
The establishment press are in hysterics over the fact that some billionaires have fled the country in the last year to avoid Trump’s tariffs and the changes to the non-dom tax regime.
WE NEED A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE BILLIONAIRES. https://t.co/DKGyCZzM6O
— Fiona Lali (@fiona_lali) May 16, 2025
This raises an important question to those calling to simply tax the rich to solve our problems – how is this going to work if they are avoiding so much tax as it is, or if they can just move their billions elsewhere?
Instead of asking for a few more crumbs from the table of these good-for-nothing billionaires, we should call for their total expropriation – the seizure of their wealth.
After all, if their entire existence is just feeding off the labour of the working class, why shouldn’t we take back what we created?
While a few billionaires might have left the country recently, the concentration of wealth into fewer and fewer hands continues. At least they are making it easier for us to take it all back when the time comes. Their names might even make it onto another neat little list…
